Funny quotes

mazhabi bahs main ne ki hi nahin faltu aql mujh mein thi hi nahin...

raqibon ne rapaT likhvai hai ja ja ke thaane mein ki akbar naam leta hai khuda ka is zamane mein...

dhamka ke bose lunga rukh-e-rashk-e-mah ka chanda vasul hota hai sahab dabav se...

paD jaaen mire jism pe laakh aable akbar paDh kar jo koi phunk de april may june...

hazar shaikh ne daDhi baDhai san ki si magar vo baat kahan maulvi madan ki si...

buton ke pahle bande the mison ke ab hue khadim hamein har ahd mein mushkil raha hai ba-khuda hona...

kya puchhte ho akbar-e-shorida-sar ka haal khufiya police se puchh raha hai kamar ka haal...

vali is daur ka manunga tujh ko jo rickshaon ke meter Thiik kar de...