Funny urdu poetry

jab gham hua chaDha liin do botalen ikaTThi mulla ki dauD masjid akbar ki dauD bhaTTi...

in ko kya kaam hai muravvat se apni rukh se ye munh na moDenge jaan shayad farishte chhoD bhi den doctor fees ko na chhoDenge...

shaikh ji ghar se na nikle aur mujh se kah diya aap b.a pass hain aur banda bibi paas hai...

taalim-e-dukhtaran se ye ummid hai zarur nache dulhan khushi se khud apni barat mein...

main hun to divana pa kisi zulf ka nahin hun vallah ki rakhta nahin yak taar kisi ka...

yun saja rakkha tha qurbani ka bakra shokh ne dil hamara dekhte hi dekhte bakri hua...